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Are You Professional?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. Pass this around to frustrate all of your friends and associates.

muahahahahahahahahahahahaha . today veri sian sian sian sian sian sian sian sian sian sian sian . lameo =((


Checklist: Could You Be a Vampire?
1. Does your dentist run like hell when he sees you coming?
2. Do people remark on your exceptionaly smooth pale skin?
3. Do you get a sunburn in direct sunlight in 15 minutes or less without 45SPF sunscreen?
4. Do you suffer from deep-rooted depression, and look to the vampire as a symbol of strength in darkness, which has suppressed the child you once were?
5. Have you ever staged a hold-up at a blood drive?
6. Do you go to horror movies to see if you know anyone?
7. Has blood ever clotted in your throat?
8. Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
9. Have your children/grandchildren/greatgrandchildren already passed away?
10. Are you continually annoyed by all the awful rumors that declare that you don't exist?
11. Is your favorite pickup line "What blood type are you?"
14. Do you even bother with pickup lines?
15. Do you tend to suck the peanut butter out of your Reeses peanut butter cups?
16. Have you visited Transylvania more than 20 times in the past century?
17. When people point a gun at you and say "Eat hot lead!" do you find it goes straight through you?
18. When you were young, were you always hoping that "The Count" on Sesame Street would kill those annoying kids?
19. Does Anne Rice phone you for advice when writting her novels?
20. Are you constantly having a bad hair day because you cannot see yourself in the mirror?
21. Does your mother repeatedly ask you what all the dead bodies are doing in your closet?
22. Do you hate tomatoes (because they're so red, ripe and rich, and filled with....water)?
23. Did it take you twenty years to learn how to turn a computer on?
24. Have you ever traded receipes with Jeffrey Dahmer or Hannibal Lecter?
25. Do you find this test an utter waste of time because you already KNOW you're a vampire??

라벨: muahahahaha

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haiis =)) today got Speech day ... i wanna GO T.T see my friends get awards . Do u noe anybody tat have i wanna see << . i wish mi and my Dar got more sms so sms him =DD . i onli got 500 free T.T . 9month then change .. i dun hav caller ID lo ... dunno who call me if miss call =.= Miss U Dar.

Hope u hav the courage to talk to Me =))

라벨: every day boring

Lol we class every monday got Drama leh . the odds one side , even another side . haiiz .

=D i think i have a 缘分 with purple, blue , green and red . lol . my bestfriend in primary is bei chee, jia hui and hui yu . BC and JH red house , HY blue then i purple . Now in sec Anastasia (blue) . Sharon(blue) , PQ (green) . then mY maple Bf is red in primary sch . LOl . Ohya i in sec is red too . =)

What a Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don't do laundry right now
you'll have no clothes to wear."
What a Man Hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.
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Guardian Angel
A woman opened the door of a building and was about to step outside when she heard a voice saying, "Don't take that next step or you'll regret it." She paused and a brick came crashing to the pavement right where she would have been standing. She looked around and there was no one nearby.
The next day this woman was about to step into the street when she heard this same voice say, "Don't take that next step or you'll regret it." As she paused a truck came racing by and smashed into a nearby vehicle. She knew if she hadn't listened to that voice she would have been hurt badly, or maybe even killed.
She looked behind her and there was no one nearby. "All right," she said, "Who are you ?" "I'm your guardian angel," the voice replied. "Oh, if that's the case," the woman said, "Where were you on my wedding day?"
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Jealous Husband
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife's activities.
A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!
He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe.
He saw them dancing in a dimly lit nightclub. He saw the man and his wife participate in a dozen activities with utter glee.
"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.
The detective said, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"
The husband replied, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"
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Who's Smarter
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." She did and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him."
The woman replied, " That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she became the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, " That's okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she became the richest woman in the world!
The frog asked her what she would like for her third wish. She said, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Too Many Words
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this, then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said, "What?"
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Don't Understand
Stanley was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player, who was known primarily for his lack of I.Q. and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
Stanley's wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"
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Pretend Husband and Wife Jokes
Through a scheduling mix up, a man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. It's late, the train is full, and everyone else is already asleep. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea ... let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Good," he replies. "Get your own blanket."

라벨: jokES

ZZz . another boring day that juz passes . every is a boring day . Love u not U =) i love ＳＨＥ not Ｕ . love HIM not Ｕ . love ME not　Ｕ　！！！　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ　？　ｕ　ａｒｅ　ａ　ｔｏｏｔ　！！！　ｈａｈａｈａａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａ　．　Ｚ．Ｚ　．　ｐｌｚ　ｌｅｔ　ｍｅ　ｇｏ　ｐｌｚ　．　ｌｏｌ　．　ｔｏｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｗｈｏ　．　ＩＴＳ　ｎｏｔ　ｍｅ　ｉｔｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｍｅ　ｉｔｓ　ｎｏｔ　ｍｅ　ｉｔｓ．．．　Ｕ　＝（（　ｌｏｌ　．　ｍｕａｈａｈａｈａ　ｉ　ａｍ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｅｖｉｌ　ｏｆ　ｗｈｏｍ　ｕ　ｌｏｖｅ　．　ｔｈｅ　ｗｏｒｄ　ｉｓ　Ｌ　Ｏ　Ｖ　Ｅ　．　ｎｏｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　．　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄａｂｌｅ　ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　！！！　ｉ＇ｍ　ａ　＂＂＂　ｈａｃｋｅｒ　＂＂＂　　ｍｕａｈａｈａｈａｈａｈａ　．　Ｎｉｃｅ　ｄｕｄｅｓ　．　Ｈｏｔ　ｍａｎ！　＞．《　你不爱我就不要靠经我！　ｐｌｚ　ｇｅｔ　ａｗａｙ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｍＥ　．　ｇｒｒｒｒ　．．．

라벨: 我不爱你的日子

The music is a bit soft if u cant hear turn up the volume . Remember to turn back the volume later u ear go BOOM !!! Becareful !! hehe =))

Dar . if u are reading hor . muz every day come here =D although i noe u veri shy to talk to me but .. nvm de i forgif u LOL

HAPPY　ＡＰＲＩＬ FOOL 's DAY

×　ｈｕｇｇｓ　ａｎｄ　ＫｉｓｓＥｓ　×　︿３︿

라벨: ｌｏｖｅ　ｕ　ｄａｒ

Picture of Yourself? ;D

I am MeLaNiE aka Maggie ; Sweet 15 this year.
Presents to me on 1301!
Educated in Serangoon garden sec
I Like:Curry Chicken - Yummy =9
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I Dislike: Her ; Waiting alone ; Being ignored

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